Funny Quotes About Going Green

And Funny Sayings About Going Green

Read our funny quotes about going green and turn that frown upside down.Laughter is a great form of stress relief, and that's no joke.

Inspiring the witty, lighter side of life with funny quotes about going green is just something we like to do. And, did you know that when it comes to relieving stress, more giggles and guffaws are just what the doctor ordered.

When you start to laugh, it doesn't just lighten your load mentally, it actually induces physical changes in your body.

Did you know laughter can:

  • Stimulate many organs and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain.
  • Activate and relieve your stress response and decrease your heart rate and blood pressure. 
  • Soothe tension, stimulate circulation and aid muscle relaxation. 

A good sense of humor can't cure all ailments, but the data is mounting about the positive things a good giggle can do, and let's face it, sometimes green issues can be a little on the serious side.

A great deal of the time, we are exposed to hard-hitting stats, serious articles, and foreboding commentary about the state of the world, climate change, the decline of the environment, plastic pollution and how the hole in the O-Zone layer is getting bigger!

Quick Funny Quotes

So, with humour being your ten-minute pick-me-up, here are some funny quotes about going green... 

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Go Green - Anonymous

Funny Quotes about Going Green - Save the Earth it's the only Planet with Chocolate.

"When Nothing's Going Right, Go Green"

- Anonymous

TopEco Greens's Funny Quotes about Going Green - I'm Not Lazy I'm Just on Envery-Saving Mode.

"Whenever Man Comes Up With a Better Mousetrap, Nature Immediately Comes Up With a Better Mouse." - James Carswell

TopEco Greens's Funny Quotes about Going Green - There's No Planet B

I’m tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment.

I tried it once, and nearly killed some bloke on a bike.

TopEco Greens's Limericks, Funny Savings and Funny Quotes about Going Green


Limericks and Funny Quotes About Going Green

Reading a short poem or hearing a witty ditty is a great way to indulge yourself in some inner smiling, so please sit back for a moment and enjoy some funny quotes about going green in limerick form.

TopEco Greens's Funny Quotes about Going Green - I've Never Seen A Purple Cow, I Hope I Never See One, But I Can Tell You Anyhow, I'd Rather See, Than Be One.

May The Forest Be With You

Raised in the valleys and fed by the seas
Borne on the breeze with the birds and the bees
Gifted with birth
From the womb of the earth
My origins are not unlike those of the trees 

- Anonymous

TopEco Greens's Limericks, Funny Sayings and Funny Quotes about Going Green

A Ditty for David 

There once was a man named David
Who went into the world to save it
His thoughts were so true
His colour was Blue
And he made us go green and crave it 

- Anonymous

So, did you turn the corners of your mouth up into a smile and then laugh out loud, even perhaps if it was a little forced. Once you've had a chuckle, take stock of how you're feeling. Are your muscles a little less tense? Do you feel more relaxed or buoyant?

That's the natural wonder of laughing at work.

See how contagious laughing is...

Would You Like to Share?

Considering the amazing short-term benefits a good laugh can do, why don't you share the giggle-buzz with your own little ditty below...

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